are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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