ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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