I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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