I am in a vortex of obligation.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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