WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
