everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
