I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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