"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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