I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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