well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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