Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
