How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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