Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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