Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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