I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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