try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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