And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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