I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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