all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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