this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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