My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I haven't been this sober since birth.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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