But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
