then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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