Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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