My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Randomize
