god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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