Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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