And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
