Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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