1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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