Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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