THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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