I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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