so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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