I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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