Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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