Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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