Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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