I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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