Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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