Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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