can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Randomize
