i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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