Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He did a backflip because drugs
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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