I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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