guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Barsexuality is the new black.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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