I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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