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Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
What a dumb baby whore.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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