arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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