margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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